not those 25 random things...

I know there's that whole "25 Random Things" bit that has been circulating around Facebook, but this is funnier in a way. My friend, AmY, tagged me so I decided to share it on here:

The True Purpose of Google
Type in the first answer that you get.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Anne needs to win sexiest veg!
{Yay me!}

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Anne looks like a cross between Queen Victoria and the Vampire Lestat!
{I don't imagine that as someone good-looking... maybe if it was less Queen Victoria and more Lestat... Stuart Townsend-style :P}

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in the Google search.
Anne says her prayers.
{That I do.}

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Anne Wants Next Boyfriend to Obey Law
{Always.}

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Anne does Barb's Race!

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Anne Asks a Pointed Question on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
WHAT anne LIKES...

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
anne eats ghosts!
{This is quite the talent! I wonder what ghosts taste like...}

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Princess Anne wears same outfit in same town three years later...
{Fashion faux-pas...}

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Anne was arrested for adultery and taken to the Tower of London.
{...where she was promptly beheaded and now probably haunts the hallways?}

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
www.annelovesgreenguy.com

Labels: Facebook, friends, fun, Google